How to Be a Bad Tourist in Five Steps

Ever wonder how some tourists give the whole industry a bad name?

I do not wonder more ... if you follow these five simple steps you will be well on your way to join the ranks of being a perfectly rotten economy.

1. No one learns anything significant on their fate.

To clarify, you can print maps or list you want to eat. By all means learn all you can to ensure you have a great time. By "significant" we mean learning the history, people and culture. Under no circumstances should read history and landscape of your destination or any Diaries personal experience to provide context for this kind of culture that is.

2. Treat everyone in the industry of travel services - the groom driver staff - as if they exist for the sole purpose that you have a good time.

Do not think about how they can have a family to support. Under no circumstances should you try to empathize with how difficult it must be to care for other people to eight hours a day. Nor should stop thinking about how good working in the tourism industry may not be able to afford to take their own holidays. Instead, just think what you could do to ensure a good time on your getaway. You can earn extra bonus points in this department if you give them little (or nothing).

3. Spend your vacation in an alcoholic haze.

One of the easiest ways to obtain the label "heinous tourism" becomes sloppy drunk as often as possible. This will ensure that you become annoying to those around you, whether disadvantages foreign travel or partners. This step offers the added benefit of going home and review vacation pictures of him are a surprise because you have no recollection of them.

4. remain ignorant of local monuments and the environment and instead focus on breaking the opportunity to take great pictures.

Why bother learning army general immortalized with a statue in the square of the town where you can have a timer and publish it in their social network accounts by the jealous comments? Your friends will be impressed with its cosmopolitan travel and not be bothered to learn about the history, like how the man depicted in the statue sacrificed his life defending his hometown. Extra credit: point across.

5. Do not make any attempt to learn the language and local customs.

I hope everyone knows what he wants, even if you have not learned to say "Sorry, I only speak English, can you help me?" Like a bad classic tourist movement, very slowwwwly should say aloud. If you do not understand the first time, repeat his question in his mother tongue slower and more difficult to attract the attention of passersby. Also, do not bother to learn the local customs, such as regular meals. Introduce yourself restaurants at 18:00 and launch an attack not serve dinner even though the villagers tend to eat 21 hours.